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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

karsprite asked: ☁

k6rk9t:

YOUR BULGE TASTES NICE

[[ //SPIT TAKE ]]

theguywitheyes: kawaii-nic-cage: ariaasacura: snoulers: sassy-gay-autoresponder: peek-a-chuu: electricmambo: skywordsord: popcornmassacre: Remember when my sister did a Homestuck according to? Well, this time, I gave her all the kid and troll charecters, and asked whom (based solely on what they looked like) should get into a relationship with who. The results were…this. oh my gosh … :’D CHRIST good lesbian goth animes equitav yes yes 100 times you put these two near eachother on purpose I saw you do it posiden also banged everyone else on this list, getting every single one pregnant [[ jOHN JOHN OH MY GOD ]]

theguywitheyes:

kawaii-nic-cage:

ariaasacura:

snoulers:

sassy-gay-autoresponder:

peek-a-chuu:

electricmambo:

skywordsord:

popcornmassacre:

Remember when my sister did a Homestuck according to?

Well, this time, I gave her all the kid and troll charecters, and asked whom (based solely on what they looked like) should get into a relationship with who.

The results were…this.

oh my gosh

… :’D

CHRIST

good

lesbian goth animes

equitav

yes

yes 100 times

you put these two near eachother on purpose I saw you do it

posiden also banged everyone else on this list, getting every single one pregnant

[[ jOHN JOHN OH MY GOD ]]

(Source: unpopular-hs-opinions)

[[ ok im falling asleep

night guys and sean it was fun playing with your mind!!!! ~~ ]]

djfuckass:

windyfuckass replied to your post: ==> NOPE NOPE NOPE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE ROOM ARE SEAN AND KARKAT AND POSSIBLE KK EVERYONE ELSE GET YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE. BUT NO TOUCHING ANY GRUBS OR TAKING THEM WITH YOU, PEACE OUT HOME DOGS SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE
[[ -paps softly- sean i can only see you take so much. you needed a break. ]]

(god he’s going to snap one of these days)

[[ now if only he could snap like john…

 ]]

(Source: djfucknope)

==> Sleep

Well, Dave seems to have slipped off to bed so you might as well too.

You turn around and look at your bed. Your blue fuzzy blanket was spread out and sort of messed up on top of it. 

With a sigh you close your laptop and strip off your hoodie before literally crawling onto your bed and snuggling into the covers. It was warm and inviting for your exhausted mind.

Tomorrow would be such a better day to sort everything out.

And maybe Dave would help you.

djfuckass:

(COPYPASTES)(Dace broke up with Karkat/Sean after letting Sean know that he had been cheating

then

while Sean was upset over that

the grub-eating anon returned and essentially shattered him completely at the worst possible time

so basically he had a complete mental breakdown and Karkat is going to murder someone)

[[ our poor children are so abused

i love it ]]

(Source: windyfuckass)